The Hiester Family in a nutshell - a big one, like a coconut or something

We are a family of a whole bunch of random people, thrown together in one small house, who all happen to look alike. Each member of our family was hand-picked by God... that's the only explanation for the saga that is our family. Here's the story from the beginning... My husband, Todd, was married before me. His wife's name was Carrie, and together they had 3 kids: Tyler, Kurstin & Elissa. Todd's parents were divorced and his mother remarried. Her new husband, Don, had 2 small children: Ally & Wesley. Their natural mother was killed in a car accident when they were 8 & 11. One year later, they lost their dad and Todd and Carrie took them into their home. 6 months after Ally & Wesley were added to the household, Carrie died of cancer at age 26. Her own children were 3, 6 & 9 and Ally & Wesley were 10 & 13. And Todd was alone with them. Think Lord of the Flies. So when I fell in love with Todd, I got these 5 kids as a bonus. We married about a year and a half into our relationship, with the kids as our wedding party. We made it all official with an adoption lawyer and lots of money, ensuring that we are LEGALLY their parents. They even had to take oaths saying they would perform the duties of sons and daughters, which I think means I have someone to change my diapers when the time comes! After 2 years of marriage we added Robben Carey to the mix. And now we've welcomed Livi Claire...the seventh, and final, Hiester kid (unless, of course, God has other plans). Todd and I are 37 and 35, respectively, and our kids range in age from 1 to 21. It's great because we're cool and always the youngest in a crowd of high school parents.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Robben, I Have A Feeling We're Not In Kansas Anymore

Welcome Home...

The first words uttered to me by any of my children: "Marianne? We missed the bus." Off to a great start.

And here is the litany of other trials throughout the day:

**The house was a WRECK!!! I don't blame Todd, as he was busy doing my job(s) as well as his. In his words, he was in a permanent state of being on his way to do something else. He literally took his shoes off and fell into bed every day when he got home. But the kids, they are a different story. They had the time, they just didn't have the accountability, so they didn't bother to do ANY of their chores. There were dirty dishes in the sink AND in the cabinets! It took upwards of 2 hours to get the kitchen in any condition to be cooked in... so we had a very late dinner.

**When they were instructed to do their chores properly, with additional chores to get the house back in shape, some of them (they will remain nameless) dragged their feet and needed to be told repeatedly to get back on track. It took me yelling, grounding, and sending them to bed early to get the basics done.

**Fighting girls. Enough said.

**Elissa presented me with the dreaded manila envelope... the survey from the school. One for each kid. At least I'll only have to do 2 of them this year, rather than the 4 I've had to do in the past.

**Unpacking, doing laundry, and general re-entry activities.

Now I understand why the Wicked Witch wanted those stinkin' ruby slippers. I wish I had a pair of my own to magick me back to Kansas.

3 comments:

  1. What a welcome home! Im sorry about that. Poor Todd, I know he was running around all day and night. I bet he is happy your back. I wish we didn't have to force our kids to do their jobs, that they would just do it!!!
    Amy

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  2. Marianne I just read your Blog that I did not know you had till you sent it to me and have been reading it for about an hour very entertaining it's like reading a novel hehe!!!!!! Love your pictures and you make me want to live in Kansas too!!! Can't wait to see you next weekend. Love Jennette Armstrong

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