The Hiester Family in a nutshell - a big one, like a coconut or something

We are a family of a whole bunch of random people, thrown together in one small house, who all happen to look alike. Each member of our family was hand-picked by God... that's the only explanation for the saga that is our family. Here's the story from the beginning... My husband, Todd, was married before me. His wife's name was Carrie, and together they had 3 kids: Tyler, Kurstin & Elissa. Todd's parents were divorced and his mother remarried. Her new husband, Don, had 2 small children: Ally & Wesley. Their natural mother was killed in a car accident when they were 8 & 11. One year later, they lost their dad and Todd and Carrie took them into their home. 6 months after Ally & Wesley were added to the household, Carrie died of cancer at age 26. Her own children were 3, 6 & 9 and Ally & Wesley were 10 & 13. And Todd was alone with them. Think Lord of the Flies. So when I fell in love with Todd, I got these 5 kids as a bonus. We married about a year and a half into our relationship, with the kids as our wedding party. We made it all official with an adoption lawyer and lots of money, ensuring that we are LEGALLY their parents. They even had to take oaths saying they would perform the duties of sons and daughters, which I think means I have someone to change my diapers when the time comes! After 2 years of marriage we added Robben Carey to the mix. And now we've welcomed Livi Claire...the seventh, and final, Hiester kid (unless, of course, God has other plans). Todd and I are 37 and 35, respectively, and our kids range in age from 1 to 21. It's great because we're cool and always the youngest in a crowd of high school parents.
Showing posts with label Silly Lissy-isms. Show all posts
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Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Silly Lissy-ism #7

We were playing outside when Robben noticed a plane in the sky. Elissa asked him, "Where is that plane going? Africa? Asia? North Dakota?"

(I love what her mind considers to be foreign and exotic worlds!)

Friday, October 30, 2009

Silly Lissy-ism #6

Robben discovered that the pantry actually makes quite the adequate hiding place. He opens the double doors, stands inside and closes the doors as far as possible. Typically all you can see are his little feet poking out. One time he chose to sit, so the whole bottom half of his legs were out, and Elissa walks by and exclaims, "Look! The witch died!" (The Wicked Witch of the East, when the house falls on her in The Wizard of Oz.)

Silly Lissy-ism #5

"You know what would suck? If you accidently got a drink that was ONLY calories." (Leaving Starbucks)

Friday, October 2, 2009

Silly Lissy-ism #4

Thoughtfully: "Why do they put eyelashes on all the letters?" (In reference to the spikes on top of business signs to keep the birds off)

Silly Lissy-ism #3

"The other day I saw a cow going #1... (pause)... I didn't expect it to come out of the back of the cow!"

Silly Lissy-ism #1

While strolling through the kitchen and pondering dreamily: "I wish I could get all the pincher bugs out of my sponge." (In reference to her loofa)

Silly Lissy-isms

Yet another Hiester series is coming your way. Elissa says way too many hilarious things to not record them...