The Hiester Family in a nutshell - a big one, like a coconut or something

We are a family of a whole bunch of random people, thrown together in one small house, who all happen to look alike. Each member of our family was hand-picked by God... that's the only explanation for the saga that is our family. Here's the story from the beginning... My husband, Todd, was married before me. His wife's name was Carrie, and together they had 3 kids: Tyler, Kurstin & Elissa. Todd's parents were divorced and his mother remarried. Her new husband, Don, had 2 small children: Ally & Wesley. Their natural mother was killed in a car accident when they were 8 & 11. One year later, they lost their dad and Todd and Carrie took them into their home. 6 months after Ally & Wesley were added to the household, Carrie died of cancer at age 26. Her own children were 3, 6 & 9 and Ally & Wesley were 10 & 13. And Todd was alone with them. Think Lord of the Flies. So when I fell in love with Todd, I got these 5 kids as a bonus. We married about a year and a half into our relationship, with the kids as our wedding party. We made it all official with an adoption lawyer and lots of money, ensuring that we are LEGALLY their parents. They even had to take oaths saying they would perform the duties of sons and daughters, which I think means I have someone to change my diapers when the time comes! After 2 years of marriage we added Robben Carey to the mix. And now we've welcomed Livi Claire...the seventh, and final, Hiester kid (unless, of course, God has other plans). Todd and I are 37 and 35, respectively, and our kids range in age from 1 to 21. It's great because we're cool and always the youngest in a crowd of high school parents.

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Mnemonic Device

Ally and Tyler both had to take a Presidents Test in AP U.S. History. The test involved knowing each president, the party he was affiliated with, and the years of his presidency. I am proud to say that they both passed (100% being the ONLY passing score - it was an all or nothing deal), And Ally currently holds the record for "fastest successful completion of test". Now Tyler, having a memory that may be photographic, finds mnemonic devices to be a pointless waste of time and totally superfluous. The rest of us might need a little help with rote memorization! The following is a "story" Todd helped Ally come up with last night to remember all the presidents from Lincoln forward:

Lincoln's Johnson Grants Hayes to Garfield The Cat. King Arthur wants to move to Cleveland because Harrison Ford lives in Cleveland on a street called McKinley. Roosevelt High School makes taffy (Taft) that gets stuck in Wilson's teeth and makes them Harding so he has to Coolidge them off at Hoover High School. Roosevelt Rough Riders are Truman whose Eisenhowers are in Kennedy's face. Kennedy's Johnson nicks (Nixon) Ford's golf Carter that runs over Reagan into a Bush. Clinton helps him out of the Bush and pushes Obama in.

To ensure she could figure out the years (if the basic memorization failed), she made up phone numbers. Each number corresponds to the number of years each president served:

848-8848; 404-4134; 444-8404; 444-4848; 264-(12)882; 653-4848; 8-present

Luckily she had already memorized their parties, as I can only imagine what she and Todd might come up with for that! And to argue against Tyler's point, I believe these mnemonic devices do work. They attach some type of meaning, however silly, to a list of facts that may not have a whole lot of meaning as a list in itself. As proof of this theory, I offer the following:

On Old Olympus' Towering Tops A Finn and German Viewed Some Hops.

This is the device taught to me by my Anatomy/Physiology teacher in 1995 to remember the nerves of the brain. I regret to admit that I do not remember the nerves themselves. The device obviously sticks though, as it was also the one SHE was taught in college!

2 comments:

  1. How about Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally? EVERYONE uses that one!! Chad's instructor just gave him one two days ago; Don't Be Upset When Dragons Eat Elephants Angrily!! That one made me laugh!! :)

    Not everyone has a brain like Tyler, so most of us need these very useful learning techniques :)

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  2. 50 States in alpha order
    Mnemonic

    Theme: Buying a car

    Active And All Around Cars Came Closer
    Didn't Feel Good
    Had Instant Impression
    If I Kept Knowlingly Looking
    My Mind Might Melt
    Made Me Made Mad
    Noticed Nearby Negotiating Novice
    Needed New Nissan
    Not Old Oldsmobile Or Pontiac
    Rude Showroom Salesman
    Touted Trading Unsafe
    Volkswagen Vehicles
    With Wobbly Wire Wheels

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