It's been a loooong time since I've added a Hiester Classic to the blog. The other day we were reminscing about this one, and I thought, as disgusting as it may be, it is time to share...
Back when Kurstin was in 3rd grade she had a little friend (who shall be remain unnamed, as she has since become something of an archnemesis) at whose house she once-in-a-while spent the night. One day, we dropped her off and, rather than a parent coming to the door, only the child was there to greet us. Seeing the car in the driveway, we knew the parent was present, so proceeded with our day, venturing back to our own car and loading up to head out. Before Todd reached the passenger's side, he stopped to relieve himself of a little unwanted wind. Unfortunately, just as said wind was making it's exit, the mother of Kurstin's friend came out to chat before we drove off. Todd, knowing that the broken wind was not of the unscented nor pleasant variety, jumped ever so quickly into the car to avoid this mother from approaching him and catching him in the act. So she approaced me on the driver's side and I rolled down the window to greet her. Todd had brought his scent into the vehicle with him, which promptly filled the cabin and sought escape through the open window (as did most of the inhabitants). This mom took a visible step back as she was assaulted with the tainted air seeping from my car. Needless to say, the conversation was short. Luckily the kids were able to hold back their choking until we were safely out of earshot. We all laughed hysterically as we realized, 1) there's no way she didn't smell that and 2) she probably thought it was me!!
